Score: 10

"shit myself"

submission: Candy

date: October 13, 2006

seriously, i did not expect that at all, that thing in the end. kids ARE scary!!!! but, very creepy music, and nice moral(underlying moral, that is)

Score: 10

"it's me"

submission: Faust - Episode 1

date: October 8, 2006

your number 2 fan! lol. this is great, and i've reviewed this stuff before, but you seriously need to get down to either making faust 4 or saint 3. if they are already in the production, however, then completely ignore me and deem me to be an asshole!

~WrAth~

Score: 10

"fuckin "A", man!!!"

submission: Kitten Apocalypse

date: June 21, 2006

that was fucking sick as hell!!!! omg, i love you!!! if that was an inside joke, then you and your friends must have one hell of a good time hanging out! the eat me part was sick as hell. oh, and yea, the violence rating only goes to 10, but really it should be like 12 or fucking 13!!!! i dunno where i was going with this, but it fucking kicks ass!!! and your sick.

Score: 10

"omfgrotflmfao!!!"

submission: Madness Dream

date: June 5, 2006

this was so fucking funny, but the credits... i could watch the whole thing again just for the credits. but not right now. i have some weird hankering for muffins and bacon, and i blame YOU, Mr. Whoever-you-are.

Score: 9

"awesome"

submission: Lilium-Dance of Lies pt.1

date: June 1, 2006

only question is where u got ur music

Score: 10

"OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

submission: Fallen Angel: Teaser

date: April 23, 2006

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!! normally i leave reviews like a professional(like on XPlay on TechTV) but this blew me away. now i am stunned. give me the rest, dammit!!!!!

Score: 9

"This movie was... hilarious? yes, hilarious..."

submission: Brain Dead Ina

date: April 23, 2006

This was a great movie for me. The zombies were great, and i espescially liked the guy with the signs. the sounds were above par, but not excellent... that alone would have been okay, but it sorta'... lagged, behind the animation(ex. when super-cool-guy comes in and kicks ass at the end, the sound of the broken neck comes after the action). that brought down the over all score, because i am a real freak for sound! i thought it was actually quite humorous. unfortunately, the style of it was like a brittish comedy... i love that, don't get me wrong, it's just that style seems over-used as of late. But, i still enjoyed it, and would wholely recommend it to my friends(if i had any...:(

Score: 10

"WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!"

submission: Hentai Puzzle 2005

date: April 19, 2006

yea... um, this game is awesome! it has some absolutely beautiful hentai pics, and the music is wonderful! creepy, but wonderful. i cannot say anything bad about it, wait, never mind... it's almost perfect, but a few more complicated puzzles, for added difficulty would have been the end all. it's not very humorous('cept to sick bastards like me!), but that's not disapointing. after all, who needs comedy when you're whacking off! :P i completely reccomend it to anyone, especially the perverts.

Score: 8

"Very funny!... IT HAS CRACK HEADS!!!!!!!"

submission: Ana's Quest for Hentai

date: April 19, 2006

This is a pretty fun game, it had me going for hours! i love being able to undress Aisha and Haruhara! Unfortunately, it has no sounds('cept for the gunshots, which is far too loud) OR music, which really brings it down. Also, it isn't as interactive as i would enjoy... Of course, the chibi-style characters walkin' around was cute, which i liked, but looked like it belongs on a Gameboy, not the computer. Despite that, the graphics were clean, crisp...

Score: 8

"This video is absolutely stunning! You must watch!"

submission: The People's Mario

date: April 19, 2006

I do NOT care if mario was a communist, he kicks ass and looks great doin' it, too. I was taken aback by the sheer magnitude of violence (which, by the way, was awesome), and also the style of visuals, the grace... This is a must see short movie, I wholely reccomend it! My only problem with it is that the orchestratic musicals could have been worked into the film louder, but other than that, it was beautiful. Funny, too!